Welcome to your Northern California homestead era — where the WiFi is weak, but the opinions on seed oils are strong. Set on 7 sprawling acres of pure possibility, this property is perfect for anyone currently dreaming of escaping Los Angeles to bake sourdough, raise chickens, homeschool a small militia of children, and post about “simple living” from a $4,000 farmhouse table. Tucked away in the peaceful beauty of far Northern California, this slice of paradise offers room for everything: lakes, streams, gardens, goats, a workshop, guest cabins, RV hookups, or whatever frontier fantasy your TikTok algorithm has convinced you is your destiny. There’s space to build, expand, roam, and finally become the kind of person who says things like, “We actually prefer harvesting our own eggs.” The land itself is gorgeous — wide open usable acreage surrounded by mountain views, fresh air, and the kind of quiet that feels like you’re healing your inner child. Whether you’re seeking a private retreat, multi-generational compound, income-producing opportunity, or just a place where no one can hear your toddler screaming during sourdough starter maintenance, this property delivers.
Klamath River is located in California. Klamath River, California has a population of 389. Klamath River is less family-centric than the surrounding county with 12.75% of the households containing married families with children. The county average for households married with children is 24.71%.
The median household income in Klamath River, California is $31,518. The median household income for the surrounding county is $49,857 compared to the national median of $69,021. The median age of people living in Klamath River is 63.5 years.
The average high temperature in July is 91.7 degrees, with an average low temperature in January of 26.3 degrees. The average rainfall is approximately 20.5 inches per year, with 14.3 inches of snow per year.
