Welcome to Camp Thirsty, a one-of-a-kind getaway property currently operating as a vacation rental in the heart of Southern Illinois’ outdoor recreation region. This is a TURN-KEY opportunity. Located just minutes from Route 145 and Interstate 24, this property offers easy access to the Shawnee National Forest, horse trails, hiking, hunting, and endless outdoor adventure. The property features a 3-bedroom, 2-bath mobile home decorated with charming horse and stable-themed touches, creating a warm and welcoming retreat atmosphere. Connected by a large wraparound porch is an impressive game room and gathering space complete with a built-in bar—perfect for entertaining guests, family weekends, or group getaways. The spacious porch includes multiple seating areas and an outdoor hot tub, creating the ideal place to relax after a day on the trails. Together, the home and game room offer approximately 1,500 square feet of usable living and gathering space designed for fun, relaxation, and memorable weekends. Equestrian and outdoor enthusiasts will appreciate the approximately 900 sq ft stable, as well as an additional 384 sq ft pole barn for storage, equipment, or hobby space. Positioned near some of Southern Illinois’ most popular recreation areas—including Lusk Creek, Garden of the Gods, and miles of horse and ATV trails—this property is ideal as a short-term rental investment, weekend camp, hunting lodge, or private retreat.
Courtesy: ALL IN ONE REAL ESTATE CO
618-294-8472
Courtesy: Vylla Home
773-447-8754
This private country retreat spans 22.46 rolling acres of wooded hills, open meadow, and a scenic pond, offering rustic warmth and refined comfort in a 3,600+ sqft 3 BR 3.5 BA home that includes two main-level suites with walk-in closets, private baths, and individual access to the full-length walk-out deck overlooking the water and sweeping countryside. Quality craftsmanship is evident in the knotty pine finishes, vaulted ceilings, oversized windows, and striking stone fireplace... while the kitchen offers premium cabinetry, high-end stainless appliances, and a lodge-style feel. The walk-out lower level mirrors the home's quality featuring a covered patio, hot tub just off the family room, a second laundry, 3rd bedroom, 3rd full bath, safe room, and flexible space ideal for guests, hobbies, a gym, or a future 4th bedroom. A three-car attached garage and massive metal shop building provide extensive storage for tools, tractors, boats, ATVs, and equipment. The land offers privacy, varied terrain, abundant wildlife, and well-used travel corridors reflecting its history with hunting clubs yet equally suited for full-time living, a luxury weekend retreat, or a peaceful generational estate. With modern utilities, dependable systems, and top-tier construction... this property is truly move-in ready and delivers natural beauty, comfort, recreation, and a true sense of escape in one outstanding Southern Illinois setting. Just a quick 30 - 45 minute drive from several thriving towns!
Andrea D. Conner, License 471020674, Xome Inc., License 478026347, [email protected], 844-400-XOME (9663), 750 Highway 121 Bypass, Ste 100, Lewisville, TX 75067
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Simpson is located in Illinois. Simpson, Illinois has a population of 61. Simpson is more family-centric than the surrounding county with 27.27% of the households containing married families with children. The county average for households married with children is 24.3%.
The median household income in Simpson, Illinois is $51,875. The median household income for the surrounding county is $58,502 compared to the national median of $69,021. The median age of people living in Simpson is 30.9 years.
The average high temperature in July is 88.5 degrees, with an average low temperature in January of 24.3 degrees. The average rainfall is approximately 49 inches per year, with 6.7 inches of snow per year.
